The Classic Collection

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They’re both Paris sites!

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

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Where do fruits go on vacation?