Dad Jokes Collection
The Classic Collection
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They’re both Paris sites!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
Where do fruits go on vacation?
Pear-is!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent!
Hope you enjoyed these dad jokes! 😄