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      <description>&lt;h2 id=&#34;the-classic-collection&#34;&gt;The Classic Collection&lt;/h2&gt;&#xA;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xA;&lt;p&gt;In case they get a hole in one!&lt;/p&gt;&#xA;&lt;hr&gt;&#xA;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xA;&lt;p&gt;They&amp;rsquo;re both Paris sites!&lt;/p&gt;&#xA;&lt;hr&gt;&#xA;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What did the ocean say to the beach?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xA;&lt;p&gt;Nothing, it just waved.&lt;/p&gt;&#xA;&lt;hr&gt;&#xA;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xA;&lt;p&gt;Because if they flew over the bay, they&amp;rsquo;d be bagels!&lt;/p&gt;&#xA;&lt;hr&gt;&#xA;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Where do fruits go on vacation?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Welcome to QuartzBear</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Welcome to the QuartzBear blog! This is our first post where we&amp;rsquo;ll share thoughts, updates, and adventures.&lt;/p&gt;&#xA;&lt;p&gt;Stay tuned for more content coming soon!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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